Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
