It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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