I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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