I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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