Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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