I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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