He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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