Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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