Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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