you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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