i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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