I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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