I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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