I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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