How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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