Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
COCAINE IS GR8
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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