i may or may not be watching the land before time
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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