we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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