HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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