He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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