Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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