therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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