Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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