That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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