I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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