Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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