I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Shame - the story of my life.
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