if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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