..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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