He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
She even gives head with a lisp.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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