that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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