He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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