Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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