omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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