she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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