So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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