We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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