guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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