you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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