did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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