This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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