Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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