why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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