This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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