Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
