i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
