Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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