My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Fuck me I smell like cheese
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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