dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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