The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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