So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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