he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I think people are normalizing furries
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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