what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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