did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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