dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Randomize
